Subject: Trippy Chibi FanFic!
Trippy 6th Child's Day Off (Number ::Sighs:: 2) By: Everyone's Favorite Commander, Bunnie! ~Author's Notes~ ~Hello! You must be wondering what Number 2 means, ne? Here's most of the whole story: Bunns was talking with her fave and only 6th Child, Chibi. Chibi said she felt all sick and trippy. Henceforth, Bunns created this sick and twisted FanFic! Then, comes the Number 2 part.... Compuu-Chan shut down before Bunns could save the story!! AGHHH!!!! And this is my try to rewrite the whole thing. SIGHHHHHHH... Well, here goes.... (By the way, the 19th Angel is a VERY exaggerated character based on a true living human being. We had to exaggerate the 19th Angel so he'd be at least a worthy oppenent and baddie. No hard feelings, 19th Angel if you're readin' this!)~ Chibi opened her big brown eyes. She felt all... floaty... Well, maybe that was because she WAS floating. She wasn't at NERV anymore. No. This place was different... It was quiet... It looked like a tie-dyed T-shirt. "Hippie-ness..." the 6th Child whispered. The silence was too much for Chibi. Too boring. "CHEEEEEEEEEZ!" she shouted. It echoed about 8 times. She grinned. This was pretty nifty. Suddenly, the bit of tie-dyed atmosphere in front of her rippled. A screen like object formed from the ripples. She could see NERV! There was the brand-spanking new Operation Commander, Bunnie, whom had taken over after Misato retired (NOT DIED. RETIRED.), typing away at Compuu-Chan. What she was typing? Who knows? A FanFic, maybe...? The screen rippled again. This time, Chibi could see her bestest buddy Hotaru. And Ritsuko too. Hotaru was on her knees hugging Ritsuko's ankles wailing and crying. Chibi couldn't hear the wailing and crying, but it was obvious that was what Hotaru was doing because of Ritsuko's very annoyed expression. Chibi smiled. It was funny seeing Hotaru annoying Ritsuko. The screen rippled yet again. This time Chibi saw her puddin' pop Shinji! And Asuka and Rei, too. Asuka was yelling at Shinji. Rei was standing next Asuka all melancholy, as usual. "Poor Shinji," Chibi giggled. A loud ZAP! was heard and the Trippy-Screen... Well, uh, kinda got it's plug pulled outta the socket. The silence was looming again... Only, it was more evil... Until... "Yoo-Hoo, Shannon," the voice of true horror and terror struck her like a brick. "What...?" Our heroine turned to the source of the vile sound that whispered in her ear. "I... I... IT'S YOU!!!!!!" The owner of the voice smirked. "Yes, that's correct. 'Tis I." Behind her stood, er floated, David Kokiadis. The worst writer and RPer known to man. "What do you want?!" Chibi demanded. "I want? Well, a girlfriend would be nice... But, anyway, I am here because since you and Bunnie left for that stupid organazation, NERV..." Chibi cut him off. "What would YOU know about stupid?! On second thought, y'know PLENTY don't you?! I mean, between yourself and that garbage that you have the nerve to call 'role-playing games'!" David bit his bottom lip. Chibi hit a sore spot! He tried to regain the itty bitty slice of dignity he had left. "Anyway, as I was saying before I was so RUDELY interrupted! Since, you and Bunnie left for NERV, I have had no one to boss about except for my lil' dubbie slaves with dumb e-mail addresses like 'Serena000'. So, I decided to join something of my own..." "What would that be? BAD Writers Annoyomous?" Chibi sneered. "Oh! But what about your role-playing skills? Do they have a identity protecting club for that?" David held back the urge to slap her. "None of those, '6th Child'. I joined the Angels. You know, those things you fight everytime? I'm number 19. And do you want to hear my plot for world domination?" Chibi rolled her eyes. "Suuuuuuuuure. Why not?" The 19th Angel smiled happily. "I am going to brainwash everyone with my awful RPs! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*cough* HAHAHAHAAHA!!!!!!" "Yeah, right." Chibi rolled her eyes again. "Go away and leave me and my Trippy-Verse alone, doof! The author of this awful FanFic is a friend of mine and she can make ya go poof in a sec!" "But then there would be no plot. And Bunnie HAS to have a plot." The 19th Angel snorted. "Oh, yeaaaaaah..." Chibi frowned. "Fortunately, she's a better writer than you, Da... Er, 19th Angel." "Grrrrrrr... And, now, I'll start the brainwashing with you. Why? Well, because you're here... And so am I." He shrugged. "You're a stupie villain. Can't Bunns come up with anything better than this?" Chibi complained. "Shut up! I think she's doing fine so far!" The 19th Angel snapped. He conjured up his own BLACK ripply Trippy-Screen of torture. "Here," the 19th Angel said, "You can see Terrence picking up Reiyume for their date in a truck!" "AIEEEE!!!" Chibi wailed. "BAD MEMORY!!" The black Trippy-Screen of torture rippled and another scene flashe= d. "Reiyume and Lucas... Such a cuuuuute pair..." The 19th Angel grinned. "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Chibi cried. "Make it stop!!!" "Remember summer camp, Chibi?" The Angel laughed evilly. "Get away from me, you sick twisted maniac!" Chibi's eyes burned with hatred and pink sugar energy. "GET AWAAAAAY!" She flung her arms forward as if giving him something... And she did. A pink ball of furious Chibi pain, sorrow, grief, and all-around HATRED flew at the former 19th Angel. It burned at his stomach, pushing through his back. He turned to a sparkly pink dust. "Why can't we get rid of cockroaches that way..?" Chibi wondered as she wiped her brow with the back of her hand. "Chibiiiiiiiiiiiiiii..." a sweet voice called. "Chibiiiiiiiiiiiii= i...." "Hmm?" our heroine wondered. "CHIBI! Wake up, sistah!" "What?" The 6th Child lifted her head up. She was in NERV... in front of her Compuu-Chan... She over on her right side to see Hota with her hand on Chibi's shoulder. "You fell asleep! In front of yer Compuu-Chan," Hotaru explained and giggled. Suddenly, the familiar chime of a Instant Message was heard on Compuu-Chan's screen. Chibi read it. It was from [email protected]. And the Instant Message read, "Yoo-Hoo, Shannon...." THE END